$53,000 and this is what I get

Dear American University,
     I have a few bones to pick with you, in fact, it resembles the skeleton of a dwarf. I can wholeheartedly promise you that my roommate and I do have a master plan in the works to steal everyone's mail and make money from the possible cash inside. Please remember that I am paying $50,000 just to breathe this air so do not be fooled into thinking we could actually turn a profit. I am sorry for not returning the letter, and I am very sorry for losing it. But please keep in mind that there are kids starving in Africa, monks burning in Tibet and soldiers dying in Iraq. This is not the end of the world. Not even close. I would also like to thank you for the thrilling meeting that I had today with my academic advisor. Again, I am paying this woman to...oh I don't know...academically advise me. Not to have me wait twenty minutes past my appointment time (because it is not like I have class or studying or a social life or anything) look at my file for a good milisecond and basically tell me that I am fucked. I will remember that you did not do your job and do what you could to keep me at the university.                                                                                             So thank you American University for making leaving your ass a little bit easier.