My Roommate is a Witch

    I don't mean this is in the offensive sense. I am literally saying my roommate has magic powers. She gets everything she wants!!This has happened on numerous occasions. At first she was just a self-proclaimed daddy's girl but this is so much more than that. If there is a class she does not want to have, within the next two hours her professor will send an email cancelling for the day. When it was one of our friend's birthday Julia wanted us all to go out to dinner. Kristina was really tired and didn't really want to go but I made her. She complained the entire train ride there. We were almost there and Julia realized that she had left her phone back at the Tenleytown metro stop. We all rushed back as fast as possible. Unfortunately it was not there. After that Julia just wanted to go home. Kristina was ecstatic that she had gotten her way....and she wasn't exactly tactful about it. But the real kicker happened last night. She had told this guy a week ago that she would go out with him last night. Well, all day she complained and complained and kept wanting to cancel. I told her she couldn't cancel on him a few hours before. TEN MINUTES before they are supposed to leave, her phone rings. His wallet was stolen and the police found it so he had to claim it...and of course reschedule. But here is the best part- she told him she wasn't feeling that great and they should try again next weekend. She then decides to go out anyway. She sees him on the shuttle bus and he offers to go out after and she said she was running to CVS for her cold. I think my lying abilities have rubbed off on her and her fucking impeccable luck and she is unstoppable. I hate her.