Because I am a Chiara copycat and I really
don't want to write my speech for public speaking, so I am going to give you
guys a rundown of my schedule.
U.S. History to Reconstruction- (8:30 am -
10:20 am)
Here we
have your run of the mill history class. You go, you sit, you listen to how America
came to be, you leave. And that is part of the problem. It is very boring. Most
of this stuff is just a review from every U.S. history class ever so I'm not
worried about not understanding things, just about falling asleep in class. My
professor is this really nerdy, but nice guy from New York. He reminds a lot of
Mark from the musical Rent. I just don't have the attention span for his class.
Literary Study of Langston Hughes- (11:30
- 12:20)
What can I say about this class...Better
yet, where should I start? The professor is a really nice guy, I'd say late
20's to mid-30's, possibly gay. He said that he has been teaching for a few
years but this seemed like his first class ever. Although, the people in the
class don't help matters. While the topics we are discussing right now are a
bit abstract, I am beginning to think these girls are just plain stupid. And
yes, I did say girls, but we will address that in a minute. This is definitely
no AU class. There, I could barely keep up with what the professor was saying,
let alone form my own opinions to share. In this class, I raise my hand at
least once a class. I feel wicked smaht. Not to be offensive but it's kind of like
going from the major leagues to playing t-ball in the park.
Now, on to the estrogen fest. My class
consists of 18 or so girls. Oddly enough 18 is also each of their IQs. I kid, I
kid. It's collectively 18. Anyway, there is one guy in the class. He wasn't
originally supposed to be in the class. It was meant to be. Since we are the
only two with more than a fourth of a brain, we got to work together for some
group work (it could have also been the fact that he sits right behind me and
there was an uneven number of people there for the other groups of three, but I
digress) Because we are geniuses, we finished our work early, we got to talk
for a bit. He is technically a sophomore because he took some time off to play
music. He is very sarcastic and has a great sense of humor. He’s not too bad to
look at either, in an unconventional way. As I said he usually sits behind me.
Well today a girl was in his seat. I was very angry at this random stranger for
cock-blocking me in such a manner. Subsequently, he had to sit behind her. That
is until he came and sat right next to me!!!! I know I am acting like a giddy
school girl and it is just as weird for me as it is for you. But I’ll keep you
guys posted if anything happens with us. Fingers crossed!!
Introduction
to Human Biology (12:30 - 1:20)
Same as history, pretty straight forward bio lecture. My
professor is fucking hilarious though. He hates republicans, twilight, and the
hunger games. Even better than his snarky comments, is that he is really really
really really good teacher, which is wicked important because it’s fucking
science. The occasional dumbass freshman biddy is sprinkled in, of course. But
all in all I can’t complain.
Effective
Speaking (8:30 – 10:20)
This class…this professor…She is extremely conservative and
ery particular. We had to give speeches on our favorite quotes and I have no
idea what I said for the 3 minutes that I was up there. My professor said that
I was very impassioned…I hope that was a compliment. Our next speech has to be
about someone who has impacted our lives. But on a more important note, prince
charming #2 is in this class. He sat next to me willingly on the first day. The
next class we had a pop quiz and she let us review for a few minutes. He still
didn’t have a book so I let him use mine because I had my notes. After the quiz
he thanked me profusely and after my train wreck of a speech he told me what a
great job I had done. I know that he is just a flirt but it is nice practice
for Mr. Lit Study who I could actually see going somewhere.
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